Completed the game
Killed the fourth boss
Completeв the level on boat
Completed the level on skateboard
Killed the third boss
Killed the second boss
Blowed up on three mines
Found a calendar
Performed 50 slides
Completed the car level
Killed the first boss
Died 15 times
Killed 150 enemies
Completed first level
Jumped 200 times
Killed 72 enemies
Collected 50 bottles
Killed 30 enemies
Don't talk, just crouch till you drop. 44 times, to be exact
Killed your first enemy